I want to apologize to everyone for Barbie's misconduct in The Anura's dollhouse window display. Today at 3:15pm (mountain time), Barbie was caught sleeping naked, on the bed, in the Plan Toys dollhouse. We are unsure as to how long Barbie has been in the dollhouse and hope that the community of Polson, Montana can forgive us for not finding her sooner. She contests that she does not know how she got there and the whereabouts of her clothes is unknown.
After much deliberation we decided not to contact the local authorities on the matter. Hopefully, no one else called the police on us for allowing such lude behavior in our very wholesome, kid friendly store. Because of this instance Barbie has now been put on suspension from her duties as curator of the Plan Toys Doll House. After at few days in the toy box we hope that Barbie can return to her duties, fully clothed.
We will be holding a clothes drive for Barbie so this never happens again. Please bring any size xxxxx-small clothing to 217 Main Street, Polson, MT 59860 or call Ike at (406) 883-3141 for more information.
Again, thank you for excepting our apologies and in the future we will be screening our employees a little bit better.
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IKE THE FROG
The Anura
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